David Copperfield

Ok. So We went to see David Copperfield tonight. It was super awesome. He's fucking cocky but he backs it up. K, So by the time I ate and shit I had like 3 beers really fast and then I took a nice hot shower. I got dressed and I had on my nice black pants, and my new black shirt (20) ans my brand new shoes (55) so I looked pretty cool. I had a white undershirt so that I could look like a Priest. I got $300 dollars from the state of Utah (Thank you Mr. Grizzly I mean Mr. Hinkley) Anywho I digress... So I was pimpin, thats what I wanted to tell you. K, so we're on our way and she cant find the directions and its 7:37 and the show starts at 8:00. Murpheys law stepped in and we seriously hit every red light on the way. We finally reached this back parking lot that I had reminded her of and it was funny because these gay guys made like a new row at the end of the legal rows and we pulled in right after them and parked in front so it looked like it was a legit row. So we went in and the guy took our tickets and seriously as soon as we sat down the show started.

THE SHOW:
K, so we sat down and I REEK of cigarettes and alcohol and of course Mister JEsus had us sit next to these SUPER freakin old people. and the lady I sat next to was being all weird. anywho... There was this whole movie that played called '[David copperfield in Popular Culture' and they played sniglets of movies and famous people that have said his name like Oprah and whoever what not. Then this giant cube (picture a cage or a 3-d square but its just the edges made of metal, and these four guys rotate it all fast in a circle and then the drapes fall amd these weird blue lights and shadows start appearing inside of the blue cube and then the curtain rises and David Copperfield is on a Giant HArley Motorcycle amd revving it up and shit and then he got off of it and the motorcycle disappeared and it was him and the empty cube with the guys rotating it as to show that it is real.

It was the hands down single BEST entrance to a room I have ever seen anybody make in my life. It gave me the shivers.

During the show, he did this amazing effect where he disappeared and then it was all quiet and shit and then out of the corner of my eye I saw what I thought at the time was a guy in his seat having a heart attack, it was all this movement in the shadows and then he suddenly leaped up and was I swear 2 rows right in front of her and I, I could have farted and he would of smelled it. He stood on this thing and all this smoke swirled around him and I looked him Dead in the Eye.


Anywho, it was a super exciting show, and at the end they send these 13 giant silver balls (I swear to God, it was the craziest thing I have ever seen) went bouncing around the room and this crazy song was playing but you could only stand up if you were 'Over 18 and in good health' and she didnt stand up but I did, and sure enough, I was like a magnet. they totally started bouncing my way but I was too shy and didnt keep the last 2 balls I hit. It was good, you had to watch all around you as these giant balls bounced up through the crowd and then they started at me and I hit this one and it smacked this old man SMACK in the face and I heard people behind me laughing at him then right when the music stopped I hit one more to someone else. Those 13 people ALL disappeared from the stage. I was too shy to take the ball, but they wanted me to go up there, it was very weird.

AFTER THE SHOW:
K, so the dramatic evening continues.... we left and got out to the car as this couple was almost beating their two kids on the way up. It was super fucked up but nobody said anything. We got out and got to the car and jokingly I said "That would suck if David Copperfield made our car disappear' and we laughed and what not.... we got to the car and I started looking around and couldnt find my wallet. I had about 140 in cash in my wallet and all of my ID's. we freaked and I almost went back in to look for it. I was super freakin and when we got home I found it in the bathroom upstairs. I had peed before I left and forgot my wallet and alighter but I was happy because now I can buy some oil paint.

OH... so why I needed my wallet was because we were supposed to go to a bar after the show to meet some of her work friends and what not what not we ended up at home. so maybe it was a good sign since it is a super fucking Full Moon up in Utah right now. It was funny though cause I was thinking that I went to David Copperfield and he made my wallet and money disappear. But it was a drunky mcmonkey mistake and what not somebody learned something or what not. Even though David Copperfield was super cocky, the main message that I took away from the show was "Don't stop dreaming and always follow your dreams" believe in yourself and love who you are and all of that stuff.

Anywho... its 1:04 AM , and the alarm goes off at 4:20..Whatcha going to do little buddy? maybe tell me a bedtime story or something so for once in my life I might not wake up with beer breath and coffee brewses.

HA HA mister morning pants... I made the Coffee make itself at 4am because then I wont waste tome making it in the morning. Ramble on Rambo reran in the future. stoned morphing monkeys and potlucks of honey dripping deep below what us humans will ever know.

I love you and I hope this finds you in good tidings :)

Be good to yourself and the ones that you love
For who knows the outcome its none of the above.